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The story begins...
when it all began.... it was a warm sunny day in
late november... sophie and her friends were off to a fancy dress party (with tea and dinky
sandwiches) sophie was wearing a nice purple tutu which she and her mummy had made themselves. she
was dressed as a pixie and felt very happy indeed.
but this is where it all turned sour...
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An artists impression of the tutus wrath
"it almost got me! it was so close... i almost felt it on my shoe..."- a distraught victim |
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When sophie arrived at the party all her friends were already tucking on thier ribena and monster munch... sophie sat down next to her favourie doll and started to eat her sandwiches, (because you have to eat your sandwiches before your chocolate... or this is what sophies mummy told her.) admiring all her little friends costumes. The tutu became jealous... it wanted all sophies admiration for itself. it became full of bitterness and hatred... suddenly on impulse it attacked the children... scattering them everywhere! they ran as fast as they could but a doll was claimed... then another! luckily most of sophies friends escaped... but this did not stop the tutu eating sophies legs.
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but we can learn from this story...
Remember children... keep away from those tutus... before one gets you. *solumn*
Tutu.com... bombard them with emails!
TAKE ACTION!
Wear an anti tutu badge with pride!
mmmmmmmm a link!
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Join the anti tutu league!
YOU TOO CAN JOIN THIS WORTHY CAUSE!!!! send me £20 and you will recieve your full members pack with miniture voodoo tutu! or just tell all your friens about it and stayaway from all tutus everywhere |
The children run from the evil killer tutu
(Sophies friends talk in rhyme) |
